Brazil! Where children are always welcome!

Brazil! Where children are always welcome!

As an American, I know that taking a child to any restaurant that doesn’t have it’s menu posted on a wall and ordering her juice while she plays on your phone will get you nasty looks at the least and reported to child services at worst.  The US can be a harsh culture in which to go about the day to day activities of parenting.  I didn’t know how harsh until I moved to Brazil, and my eyes were opened.

Brazilians are gaga for children!

Women and men, old and young, Brazilians adore kids.  Brazil makes the US seem like one giant lawn its crotchety citizens don’t want children stepping on.

I first noticed this difference during a staff lunch at a chic restaurant in Rio. My boss brought her newborn to this very crowded restaurant at peak lunch hour.  Exactly one table was available and it was on the opposite of the restaurant.  There was a sea of people in expensive clothes and tables covered in glassware between us and that table.  When my boss indicated to the staff that we would be claiming that table, I cringed.  My stomach clenched at the idea of getting through this fancy crowd with a baby and stroller.

That’s the appropriate response, right?  Obviously, a parent should feel ill at the thought of briefly disturbing other people’s lunches on the way to her own table.  Ha. How American of me.  Two waiters swooped in, all smiles, lifted the stroller up over their heads, and carried that baby like royalty across the entire dining room.  Not a single dirty look.

Brazilians have this bizarre assumption that babies and children are a staple part of everyday life.  If there are people around, there will be young people and these young people will cry, complain, spill things, talk too loudly, and generally not behave like adults.  That’s life.  How else is it supposed to continue?

People here also acknowledge kids.  They talk to them and include kids as if they were a part of society.  Strangers smile and say hello to my daughter on our walks to school.  Waiters greet her at restaurants.  When she cries in public, people stop and ask her what’s wrong. During a melt down, I’m not worried the stranger approaching is about to helpfully inform me my child is being disruptive or offer some  judgement in the form of unsolicited advice.  That stranger approaching doesn’t want to talk to me at all.  She’s going to console my daughter.

At playgrounds, parents help each others’ kids on and off equipment.  They freely offer snacks they’ve brought to every child in earshot.  They let other kids run off with their own child’s toy confident it will be returned. Playgrounds in Brazil initially felt to me like loud, sandy communist communes.  It was a long time before I stopped apologizing profusely every time my daughter touched another kid’s toy and fearing the wrath of another parent because I offered her child gluten.

If you do bring your baby to Brazil, be prepared. Brazilians love children, and Brazilians are touchy people.  I mean literally touchy.  They touch other people a lot.  A random passersby will want to touch, stroke, kiss, and even hold your baby.  One of my daughter’s nurses at the NICU here in Vitoria admitted this was a particular blind spot for Brazilians.  Knowledge of germ theory cannot curb their enthusiasm for babies. I dealt with it by reminding myself I’d rather have a request to hold my baby than a request to remove it from the premises.

This habit of baby fawning is not limited to any age, gender, or class.  A trainer at my gym once brought his newborn into the weight room and a half dozen of the burliest men were reduced to cooing and clucking incoherently.  The school where I taught had preschool through high school, and everyday as the toddlers left the nap room, a crowd of teenagers gathered to squeal and exclaim over the adorably rumpled munchkins.

And of course there are the old ladies.  Women over the age 70 must develop a sixth sense to detect babies.  I’d be sitting at the cafe, waving a rattle in my daughter’s face, and suddenly an 85 year old woman materialized out of thin air to stroke my daughter’s hair and to tell me my baby is cold.

This is the one sin a parent cannot commit in Brazil.  You can leave the TV on 24 hours day.  You can feed your kid white rice and french fries at every lunch.  But do NOT let your baby get cold!!!  If there is a breeze and your baby is not covered with a blanket, every person will stop and tell you your baby is cold.  Every. Single. Person.  As someone who does not think 65 F requires gloves at any age, I heard it pretty much everyday of my child’s infancy.

The love for and acceptance of children as part of daily life are two of the things I love best about Brazil, and for now, I’m perfectly content to raise my tantrum prone daughter here so as not to disturb my fellow Americans’ lattes.

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