Brynn Barineau
Author. Teacher. And other vague but impressive nouns.
“The only way for a baby in the NICU at Vitoria Apart Hospital to get breast milk was to hand express it. I’d done my research. I was committed to breast feeding. I had not, however, anticipated having to milk myself like a cow.”
“The trainer asked me to stand against the wall, centered in front of a grid…like a criminal. I got my picture taken from every angle, but unlike traditional mug shots my head was cut out of each picture. It was a mug shot of my butt. Wanted: My ass for being disproportionately large.”